Hello my name is Rieko Medendorp, I'm an eighteen year old art and technology student. But first things first. It was a sunny Tuesday afternoon in Amsterdam. The 13th day of June of the year 1989. This day would go into the history books as "the day Rieko was born". Since then the crime rate in Amsterdam skyrocketed to its absolute top. A little boy ruled the streets. Unfortunately at the age of two, after two years of smoking weed and dealing drugs, my parents decided to move to Nijkerk. The capital of the most boring cities in the world. The only thing to look out to was farmer-Monday. Where everybody would get so drunk they couldn't even remember their own name. I passed elementary school by bribing teachers and threatening to kill them if they wouldn't give me "A"s. At an age of twelve I went to high school. I made name when I showed my extraordinary drumming skills at a talent show. Everybody wanted to be my friend. Unfortunately I didn't like everybodies personality that much. So everybody was left with no friends and became depressed. After graduating and lots of parties I went to study Industrial design. After half a year of industrial design I came to the conclusion that it sucked. And I started working to raise some money for the next year of studying. I soon discovered that with no diploma you'll get the crappiest jobs invented. After spending all my money on stuff I didn't need I begun to study "Art and Technology". And that's where we are today.